Anonymous said: Stop having huge tits
Yea, lemme just stop…
let’s put calories in alcohol
This will forever be adorable
Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’
rereading literary sexts and boy lemme tell you
I’m gonna paste some of my favourites here.
“You, benevolent god, legs splayed like instruments
of creation. I, blank slate of the universe, kneel in
wait for you to fill me with your hot, honeyed light.”
“My hands are nomads, my dear desert. May they
never find rest.”
“Kiss me blossoms in the summer, lover. I want to
taste the succulent sweet of your peach tree smile.
This time let Adam take the fruit from the garden.”
“Our backs break in loving—and then the rest of us.
Your cave nose, my lily ankle.”
okay now go buy it here
This is what October is all about - crying wishing you were at Hogwarts enjoying beautifully warm and delicious feasts
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make the least, they pay the most.
I realize that Tumblr is made up of mostly a younger generation, that’s why YOU need to pay attention to this, because YOU can make a difference.
I was just reading that college is free in Germany and there’s student discounts on everything. Here we work for beans during college and amass debt to be trained—not educated—but trained to be smart enough to keep this paradigm functioning, yet dumb enough to accept it as it is.
Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.
THIS IS THE BEST VINE I HAVE EVER SEEN
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